SOULMATE.COM

:30 RADIO

KENDALL SHOOK

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SFX: SOUNDS OF SILVERWARE AND GENERAL DINING CHATTER IN THE BACKGROUND, CONVERSATION FADES IN

MAN: and that’s how I got my job at the DMV!

SFX: RECORD SCRATCH FREEZE FRAME

WOMAN: (Hints of annoyance in voice) This date is awful! He has been talking about his new job at the DMV for the past forty-five minutes. Are you kidding me? I haven’t even gotten a word in! I don’t know how much longer I can stand this. Should I act like I just got an emergency phone call? No, no that’s too obvious. I know what I’ll do. I’ll escape from the bathroom window! What if someone sees me though? Ugh. I’m so annoyed my friend set me up with this guy. Actually, I think this might be the worst date I’ve ever been on. It’s even worse than the time my date (sarcastic tone) forgot his wallet. I really should have used that new site, soulmate.com, instead.

SFX: MAN’S VOICE FADES BACK IN

MAN: Hey Jen, did you hear me? I asked if you wanted to come meet my parents after dinner? ANNOUNCER: Next time, let us save you from a date like this. Go to Soulmate.com to sign up today.